Can Any Song Get Us Through Dark Days? Even the Stupid Ones?

A song can pull someone out of even the deepest and darkest of places, but has every song saved somebody? Even the stupid ones? With billions of people on Earth and billions more songs, you’d think it would stand to reason that there is at least one recovering alcoholic out there saying, “the ‘Numa Numa’ song savedContinue reading “Can Any Song Get Us Through Dark Days? Even the Stupid Ones?”

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Could You Help Me Get These Garbanzo Beans Off Of My Hands?

Hello, my name is Marty Turner. You might know me from not knowing me unless we’ve met. Whatever our history together isn’t, I have a problem and I hope you have the solution. See, I had a huge family reunion on my calendar for a couple of months and as any Turner, or Turner adjacentContinue reading “Could You Help Me Get These Garbanzo Beans Off Of My Hands?”

My Time On A Recreational Swim Team

At first, things were great. I was welcomed to the team with open arms! The boys and I would swim, swim, swim – not unlike our brethren working on the railroad – all the livelong day! We’d laugh, we’d cheer each other on, we’d slap each other on the ass. A couple of the guysContinue reading “My Time On A Recreational Swim Team”